A very
promising day it seemed. I opened my eyes to a well illuminated room. I must
have dossed off with the lights on, I had thought. Before I go to bed, I usually
leave the bathroom light on or my blue rechargeable reading lamp, hidden at a
corner so it wouldn't shine so brightly because I can’t sleep in very dark or
very brightly lit room. Surprisingly the lights weren't on; in fact there was a
power cut, trust PHCN. It was the Sun! The way it smiled down on me through the
window, bringing so much brightness into the room, gave me the feeling it was
going to be a great day.
My friend
the cute little Sparrow that visits most mornings was already pecking at the
glass window as it fed on the spiders that made webs on my window from the
outside.
I checked
the time on my old Nokia phone. It was 7:15am. I noticed an unread
message. It was mum. The message read; “pls be very prayerful and if u can pls
stay back but if you must come be very careful and pray well and mind the
vehicle u enter. U can see the Ibebuilo’s later. Nk and Eby are not going. I
have dis strange feeling ok. Call me in d morning 2 let me know ur decision ok?
Luv U”
I was
supposed to travel to Awka that morning for a funeral the next day. The
Ibebulo’s were close family friends of ours. Mr Ibebulo (papa Ik) as we often called
him had died after a brief illness. I really don’t know exactly what it was he
suffered. He was in his 70’s. Mum’s text message got me a bit worried. The
previous day, I had called Eby my sister in whose house I planned to stay for
the few days I’d be there. I don’t really like it much at my parents', although
I get to eat more there, but it can be very boring at the same time. Chukwudi my
little nephew had always made my stay worthwhile at Ebys'. He always wanted to
be carried about. Try dropping him and receive a resounding cry from him. He is
a bunch. Eby told me that she and Nk were supposed to sit for an exams on the day of
the funeral but due to a public holiday in celebration of Sala by the Muslims, their
exams were postponed. I guess mum wasn't aware of that. So I called her. She sounded cheerful as
always and a bit relieved. I could tell from her voice. I rarely called my
parents or anybody at that. I call when it’s really important or necessary. I
prefer to send text massages. I find it easier.
“Did you get
my text?” mum asked.
“Yes” I
responded.
“So what
have you decided? Should we expect you?”
“Yes”, I
said. I told her about my call to Eby the previous day and that I needed a change
of environment too. I hadn't left Nsukka in 6 months, not that I complained. I
love Nsukka. I wouldn't mind being in Nsukka for 365 days without moving an
inch. A lot of people find it boring here because there are not much recreational places
to visit. It’s just the university, the main market, a few Banks and Hotels.
It’s a small town where everybody knows almost each other. But I still love it
here. The weather is lovely and it’s relatively cheap to live here.
“I’ll call
you before I leave”, I told mum.
“Just send a
text” as if she knew I wasn't going to call.
“Okay” I
said with some air of mischief attached to my voice.
“Buy some roasted groundnuts”, she said in Igbo, almost commanding.
“ooo”, came
my response. Mum loves roasted groundnuts. She eats them like her life depended
on it. She thinks the ones from Nsukka tasted better. To me, they are all the
same. I prefer them roasted until they become dark brown, a bit burnt. Try it
with Garri in cold water and sugar on a hot afternoon and you will never remain
the same. There is nothing like it.
“See you! Be
careful and don’t forget to pray!”
“I will. See
you!” I said at the same time pressing the red button on my phone and ended
the call. If not, she would have gone on and on. A mother’s care is like no
other.
I quickly
got off the bed, had a bath, put on some clothes, packed a few things I had
needed for the trip into my black back sack and left.
Globis Mass
Transit’s park is just opposite Ogige main market. I had wanted to buy a ticket
and secured a seat first before going to buy some groundnuts for mum. But I didn't want to rush things. So I went for the groundnuts first. I like to buy
them from the market. They are cheaper there, and fresher than those carried about on
a round metallic tray by those Nsukka women at the parks. I carefully made my
way towards the market. I looked before every step. Avoided anything that could
soil my neat black Gola pair of snickers I had bought newly, at the same
time avoided been hit by Okada, keke or people coming towards me. It was
11:15am. The Sun was mild because it was a bit windy. I wasn't sweating. How I
hate to sweat. Just a few meters away from the main road into the market, I
sighted a groundnut seller in a distance. She had her wares in a wheelbarrow
which she positioned just by the side of the road as she attended to a customer.
She was a young lady in her late twenties. From her dressing she didn't look
married. She had no wrapper tied around her waist like most married market
women. She was wearing a bit tight short black skirt which ended a little below
the knees and a white blouse with the word “Gucci” crested on it at the burst
area. It couldn't have been the original Gucci. She couldn't afford one, not
from selling roasted groundnuts. The blouse looked a bit tight on her. The way
her breast struggled for space in it, made it obvious. Probably she may have
thought she needed to appear appealing to the unmarried traders, Okada riders
or the barrow pushers which are the people she saw on a daily bases. She looked
neat except for the red brownish dust that settled on her feet as a result of
long hours of marching, pushing her wheelbarrow from one point of the market to
another just to make some sales. As I proceeded towards her, she beckoned on me
to patronize her. “nwoke ocha ichoro okpape?” she asked in Igbo, as she picked
up a nut from the heap in a transparent nylon bag which was placed on the
wheelbarrow, and threw it inside her
mouth without peeling off the brownish paper weight shell that wrapped the nut
itself. I didn't risk smiling back. I wanted to be sure her groundnuts looked nice
before approaching her. If not I would have just walked on not hurting her
feelings in the process. Her nuts looked nice. I picked one from the heap,
peeled and ate. It really tasted nice. “I want 5 cups” I said in Igbo. She
carefully measured them into a black nylon bag; one cup at a time, made sure
the nuts went a little above the tip of the used Peak milk tin cut into a cup.
I paid her and just as I was about to turn and leave, I felt a sharp pain on my
knee. “You no dey see road?” came this harsh cracked voice, evidence of too much
Kaikai (local dry gin) intake. “What an effrontery” I had thought, while
rubbing at my knee. I looked up; there,
standing in front of me was a young looking guy with a badly burnt skin smiling
at me as he struggled with his over loaded wheelbarrow. “Bros no vex ooo”, he
politely apologized. I couldn't help but laughed at his sense of humor. “It’s
okay” I said and walked away.
At the park,
I bought a ticket to Nnewi as there were no direct buses to Awka from Nsukka.
There was only a space left in the white Hiace bus. It takes fourteen passengers
at a time. The only space was at the back so I took it. On a normal day, I wouldn't have taken a back seat. I had rather go to another empty bus and
waited till it got filled. As the driver was cross checking the tickets, I
asked for the passengers manifest form to fill out as required. It was with an
elderly woman, two seats in front. She was helping another elderly woman who couldn't write to put down her details. They looked like friends to me. There
was this air of familiarity in their voices as they conversed. As she handed it
down to me it fell off her hand. A man who could have been in his forties
sitting right in front of me picked it up and handed it over to me with a pen. “Thank
you” I said. He nodded and smiled. I was still arranging the thick cover book
filled with pink and white sheets, making sure the carbon paper was properly
placed when the bus started moving and breeze rushed in through the windows
disrupting me. The swaying and swerving of the vehicle by the driver as he tried to avoid
potholes and Okada that bumped into the road unannounced at intervals didn't help matter. I struggled with the pink and white sheets and my little over
packed back sack that was falling off my laps. It was crazy.
In the
middle of all that madness, a fair feminine, badly manicured hand came from
nowhere, went through my face and closed the window. “Why didn't I think of
that?” I asked myself. Sitting by my left, smiling at me was a young girl in her
late twenties. “dalu”’ I whispered in Igbo and she nodded in response. Normally
I would have said that in English (thanks). I usually speak in English in
public places mostly to strangers because here in Nsukka, one meets people from
different parts of the country. In order to save myself the stress of
repetition I often spoke in English. But that wasn't the case here. The truth
was that she didn't look like someone that could speak in English even if her
life depended on it. She is what my friend Emeka Nzenwata called “Skelewu”.
According to him, a Skelewu is a girl who is trying so hard to belong to a
social class way above her's. That was exactly who sat beside me, a Skelewu. Is
it her horribly fixed hair extensions, or the off color lipstick on her lips?
not to talk of the eye liner that went horizontally on her bushy eye brows. She
looked unfinished, like those figurine I had seen in the shrines of those
Nollywood movies on AfricaMagic channel. With much patience, I managed to fill out the
passengers manifest as the swaying and swerving of the bus couldn't allow me.
When I was done I handed back the compiled pink and white sheets to the man in
front of me who in turn handed it down to the woman that dropped it earlier and
then to another lady and then to the driver at last. The driver folded it and
placed it between the windscreen and the dash board at the same time controlled
the steering. About ten minutes after, I felt the bus slow down. I was surfing
the internet with my phone at the same time listened to Frank Edwards just to
avoid the Skelewu by my left who chewed loudly as she ate garden egg and roasted groundnuts. A combination I fund funny. I looked up and there in the middle of
the highway stood an officer of the Federal Road Safety Corps flagging us
down. Within seconds the bus came to a complete stop. I removed my headset so I
could hear what transpired between the driver and the FRSC officer. With much
strain to my ears I heard the officer say “manifest”. “I want to see the
passengers manifest” the officer said again. The young driver brought out the
manifest from where he had kept it and gave it to the officer who took the pink
and white sheets and started making round the bus looking inside at intervals
as he checked on the manifest. When he got back to the driver he asked, “Why
are the names not complete?”
“I don’t
know sir” the driver responded, smiling sheepishly. (A guilty smile I called
it)
“And you
moved the bus without checking on the manifest?!” thundered the officer. at this point everybody in the bus was now at alert, looking at the driver and then
the officer as the conversation went on.
“Please who didn't fill out the passengers manifest?” the driver asked in Igbo. No one
responded. The officer asked the same question again, this time in pigeon
English. And there was no response again.
“Driver park
well. Una go dey here bi that nah” the officer said in anger, and left to
attend to other motorists. The driver parked by the shoulder of the road and
went after the officer. Everyone in the bus murmured and stole glances at each
other. I didn't really know what to make out of the whole situation. I was sure
I filled the form. After about two minutes with the officers of the FRSC, the
driver came back to the bus with the manifest and started reading out the names.
“If you hear your name, indicate by saying yes” the driver said in Igbo. As he
read out the names, people responded to their names. Through the window I saw
the officer and two other officers a male and a female coming over to our bus
from the other side of the highway. I asked myself of what important is this
manifest? How does it prevent accidents on the roads? By the time the 13th
name was read out and the driver’s voice came to a halt, my heart skipped
beats.
“Who didn't hear his/her name?” the driver asked in Igbo.
“I didn't hear my name”, I responded with so much confidence attached to my voice. I was
so sure filled out the manifest.
“So you've been
the one keeping us here” came almost every voice in the bus, mainly in Igbo and
a few in pigeon English. Over thirty eye balls bored holes on my body. I opened
and closed my mouth, vomiting words I couldn't hear in an attempt to defend myself.
I turned to the girl by my left, “but you saw me writing on the manifest?”
“abeg bros
you are on your own ooo” she said and moved further away from me.
“May thunder
blast your tongue! Who is your brother? God forbid! I can never have a Skelewu
for a sister” I said in my mind. I was angry, confused, and heavily
embarrassed. I looked in front and my eyes met with the elderly woman that
dropped the manifest earlier at the park but she looked away. Even the man in
front of me never looked back or said a word to my defense. To say I was
shocked is putting it mildly. I was dazed. As the girl by my left rightly put
it, I was on my own. Suddenly a voice came up to my defense. “At last there is still
a human being in this bus” I said to myself.
“I remember
when he asked for the manifest” he said in Igbo. Honestly, I just noticed the
man for the first time. Like Rihanna sang, “we found love in a strangest place”
“Can I have
a look at the manifest” he said to the driver stretching out his hand and
collected the bounded pink and white sheets.
“What is
your name?” he asked me.
“Chuka
Ejiofor” I answered.
“Can you
please come down from the bus” said the female officer. She is a young lady in
her late thirties. She had her hair cut
short. Growing up I had the impression that women that wore short hair were
wicked. Her hair was lower than mine, which means she could be very wicked. The
shorter the hair the more wicked they get, I had thought. She had no smile on
her face. She looked like she was forced into her uniform. On the outside I
looked composed but on the inside, I was melting in fear, my heart was racing,
my bladder felt like it was about to give up. I tried not to make eye contacts
with anybody for the fear my eye might give me away.
“Please make
way for him” she said.
As I was
making for the bus entrance my name was found. “Here is his name” he said in
Igbo.
“He wrote at
the wrong place” he said this time sounding a bit sympathetic.
Immediately
I felt a huge chilling sensation in my heart, like ice was poured on it.
“na that
time way the thing fall oo” said the man in front of me.
“You are a
big idiot” I said in my mind. I wanted to give him a hard knock on his almost
bald head. I didn't say a word to him or made any eye contacts. I just
stretched out my hand and collected the bounded pink and white sheets and wrote
on the appropriate places.
As soon as I
finished writing, the bus moved. Skelewu who had moved away from me had
returned to her normal position. As the bus sped on, I pondered on the whole event.
The fear in the eyes of the passengers and the questions they carried. “Is he
one of them? Boko Haram? Does he have a bomb with him?” they may have asked. At
some point, I stopped being angry at the Skelewu, the man in front of me and
the elderly woman. Who knows their stories? Nobody wants to be associated with
failure, evil or anything bad. I remembered the text I got from mum. I
remembered how worried she sounded as she said “be careful and don’t forget to
pray”. Immediately, I bowed my head and said a short prayer. “Medicine after
death. You only remember God when in need” I said to myself. “I’m no saint” I
countered almost immediately. I laughed.
“gbagardarrrrarararara”
came a very loud sound.
“Blood of
Jesus!” shouted most of the women in the bus.
The deep-seated
ache on my head as it hit the bus frame above got me angry all over again. The
driver couldn't have avoided the pothole. It’s the type you notice when you are
only inches away from it.
“driver abeg
take am easy ooo” cried the girl by my left.
THE END.